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Santa-Banta Sms -
11-26-2010
, 04:33 AM
# Sardar ki girlfriend romantic mood me-Aaj mere ghar koi nahi he.. Aa jao!!
Sardar-Tu mere ghar aaja, mere ghar sab log hai, isliye tera man lag jayega. # One announcement in a fair-"Ek bachha mila hai, jin ka hai aa kar le jaiye" Santa came there and said-Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN ka bachha kaisa hota hai. # Santa was reading news paper "INDIAN ATHLETE LOST GOLD MEDAL IN LONG JUMP" Santa says "Idiot, who told him to wear a gold medal while jumping?" # In Exam QUESTION-Prove Sin X=6n Sardar-Canceling 'n' on both side Si x=6 Hence proved, Six=6 
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01-08-2011
, 08:44 AM
Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai? Banta Singh:- A Ab I Iss D Duniya se S Sat shri akal. Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!! Santa :lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol Karenge? Santa To Banta: oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay? Banta: vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas rehna chaiyeh na Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata? Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? Banta: In case the siren wont work, one of them to scream Wouuuu-Wouuuuu and the other Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..
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