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shafqatullah
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Default Funny Jokes by Vpaki.Com - 12-11-2009 , 08:48 AM


Kaisa lagta hai jab..

Raat kay sanatay main..

HAWA kay jhonkon kay sang

Khamoshi se..

chaltay huye

koi chupkay se aye ..

aur

apka haath Thamlay



Aur kahay......







CHAL MOBILE NIKal...

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Sirf aik bar keh do

jo december me tum nay kaha tha,

sardiyon ki bheegi raton ka ehsas lota do



sirf aik bar


keh do.?














Aandey GARAM Aandey.

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BETA: No!

BAAP: Larki zardari ki beti hy

BETA: Phr Thek hy

Baap zardari k pas gaya..

BAAP: Mein tmhari beti ko bahu bnana chahta hun.

Zardari : no!

BAAP: Mera beta World Bank ka CEO hai.

Zardari: Phr Thek hai !

Baap world bank k president k pas jata hai.

BAAP: Mere bete ko bank ka CEO bna do

Presidnt: No!

BAAP: Wo zardari ka damad hai.

Presidnt: Phr Thek hai

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Default 06-30-2010 , 07:54 AM


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Please Don't Listen The Song Of

FIFA-2010 "WAKA WAKA" by Shakira
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Kyun Ke Ye African Language Mai Hai,

Aap Ko Samajh Nahi Aye Ga.....

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Default 01-08-2011 , 08:52 AM




Koi umeed bar nahi atti
nakal ki sorat nazar nahi ati

staff room mai to khob ronak hai
par teacher class mai nahi ati

pahlay ati thee theek thak english
B.Com karnay kay baad zara nahi ati

jantay hain parhai hai zawar
par tabyat udhar nahi ati

parhnay batho to neend ati hai
cable lagao to nahi ati

canteen hi hai duniya apni
wahan bell ki awaz nahi ati

teacher mujh ko kahtay hain
tum ko fail hottay sharam nahi ati…

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Default 01-08-2011 , 09:31 AM


Suna tha khuda sabki suntan hai,

Isliye dua karne ki bhool kar baithe.

Pyar ka anjaam kahan malum tha,

Isiliye dil lagane ki bhool kar baithe.

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