# Teacher:"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field." Make this correct.

Student:A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.

Teacher:Why?

Student:Sir, Ladies first...




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JA MERE BAIL JA.

JO MUJE SMS NAHI BHEJE.

USKE MOBILE PE GOBAR DAAL KE AAJA.




# Once an ant decided to jump from a helicopter

But she didn't die

Why ??
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BCoz

The helicopter was on ground




# 2 Snakes seating in the jungle..

Female Snake kissed Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake started singing
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Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma




# 1 bakri thi diwani si 1 bakre pe wo marti thi sarmake punch hilake galiyo se gujrti thi jab b milti thi photo tumari de k pucha karti thi ye BAKRA kaha milega

* Teacher:What is the difference between Fly & Mousqito?

Student:Fly & Mousqito both r doctors.Fly check the patiants & Mousqito give injection to them.





* Teacher: Give five names of wield animals.

Student: Sher, Sher ka baap, Sher ki maa, Sher ka bhai aur Sher ki bahen.




* Ek Sher ki shaadi main ek chuha bahut jor-shor se naach raha tha, to logo ne use puchha k itna q naachta hai.

Chuha bola ye mere bhai ki shadi hai.

Log bole sher tere bhai kaise hua?

To Chuha bola Shaadi se pahele main bhi Sher tha.




* Teacher: Agar main gadhe ko uske malik se maar khane se bachau to ye mera gadhe k prati konsa prem hai?

Puri class joro se: "BHATRU PREM"




* Do u know which is the oldest animal in this world?




Of curse, it is Zibra

BCoz, still now it is in BLACK & WHITE.




* A Mouse was runing very fast in jungle.

FOX asked him "why r u runing"?

CHUHA bola "SHER KI KISI NE MA CHOD DI HAI aur bhenchod NAAM mera aya hai"






* Chuhe ne Sherni ko propose kiya..

Sherni Boli : Abe saale chuhe apna size to dekh?

Chuha bola : arre meri jaan size pe mat ja confidence to dekh....!




* Chinti aur Hathi ki shadi ki baat chali, to Chinti k gharwalone hathi ko ek solid reason se reject kar diya....

Puchho kya....

Unhone bola Ladke K Daant Bahar hai...

# Santa:Exam se gabhra na mat..
Tu Sher ka Puttar he..!

Beta:Ji papaji Teacher bhi yehi kehti he ki tu kise jaanwar ki he aulaad he..!





# Santa=Tu to offic me bada SHER bana ghumta he, ghar me kya ho jata hai?

Banta=Hota to SHER hi hu, gharpe bas "DURGA" sawar ho jati hai.





# Teri dosti me diwane ho gaye,
Tuje apna banate-banate begane ho gaye,
Pukar le ek bar pyar se mere dost,
Gadhe ki aawaz sune jamane ho gaye.

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